Well, we were going to try to correct a few more spelling errors before officially unveiling our Guide to Library Services
But Cap'n Sam threatened to do horrible things to us involving sharp pieces of metal if we didn't "stop yer fussin' an' get on wit' it!"
He also mentioned something really unsavoury involving a dead parrot and a copy of Captain Blood, so we thought it was probably in our best interest to just put the page up.
Who's brilliant idea was it to hire a pirate for a librarian, anyway?
Oh, well. You can get to the new piratical pages from our Training Page, or you can follow this link here: